Nothing says America quite like rolling your car while driving in a straight line and falling through the windshield.

Obvious answer is obvious.

Do they have to be alive?

Well, if it's free, I suppose I would go to the dealer.

*a two-wheeled car that runs with sports cars while still returning economy car gas mileage

You are not kidding about Zurich btw. Visited the place on my train trip from Paris to Hungary, I thought some of the Nordic neighbourhoods here are orderly , but Zurich especially took that to extremes.

But it was he who came home and told the story to his wife.
I don't think he gets to pass the buck on this one.
Who do you think is also guilty of exaggerating making it about race and uniform in this game of telephone?
A bunch of guys in a combat situation as you say is exactly the group who would make fun of…

A woman carrying a chicken in a bamboo(?) crate got loose on the bus and flew around shitting on and pecking at everyone for about 10 minutes before it was finally captured.

Worst ever was Ica, Peru to Cusco, Peru. It was an overnight 18 hour bus, and while we did choose a "VIP" bus (leather recliners, personal tvs) I had picked up a bout of food poisoning from some tainted lomo saltado in Huacachina. About 1 hour into the trip, I started getting the shakes and started expelling liquids…

I hope Bellof's all-time Nurburgring record of 6:11 stands forever.

You could say he was extra focused.

I was over in Berlin a few months back and man, 911s of this vintage are springing up everywhere. Annoyingly though, they're all being bought as midlife crisis mobiles over there.

My old standby book is "Tom Brown's Wilderness Survival." Yeah, you can buy Tom Brown's fancy knife that Benicio Del Toro waves around in "The Hunted," but there's also some really solid advice on constructing shelters, snares, hunting, and fire.

More importantly, you get the sense that Brown's trying to point out that…

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