I can attest to how good the transport system is in Frankfurt. I know it sounds like sacrilege, especially at Jalopnik, but it truly is a city where a car is totally unnecessary. I can be almost anywhere in the city within 20 minutes for under 5 Euro.

Have you ever experienced a Renault Twingo?

Is that "Magnetic Beard Man" in the middle?

There just as many scumbag car salesmen in the Vaterland as there are in America...and if you plan to purchase and ship a car to the US from Germany, you better have your ass covered. The good thing is that the ripoff salesmen in Germany are easy to spot...they are all very dark skinned, they all have black hair, and…

Parker, we're going to be at CLT all week...are you doing any press/interviews/public appearances where we could get a few minutes of your time?

When I first met Darrel Waltrip in 1984 at Ganny's Old Fashioned Donuts in Aberdeen, NC, he told me, "You have to either be a great driver, or, a great shit salesman. Fortunately, I'm one of those now."