At least nobody’s doing no dope at the Love Ranch like Dennis Hof said, immediately halting the moral decline of America. Now Hannity can visit again.

Reggie White would order pitchers of straight Coca Cola and nachos with extra chips and extra, extra, extra cheese when he would watch a movie at the Terrace Tap House in Knoxville, Tennessee, a theater with a full bar and food menu featuring table seating. He would always bring his plate of extra nachos with extra,…

I was fired for eating the fries at Wendys. Fresh fries, right smack dab out of the frier. The old Wendys fries mind you. Not those new shitty, soggy, chemical marinated fucking things they now serve with their square ass shrunken burgers. Who is the dumbass, typical out of touch American corporate management fool at…

This is not sports. But the last time I cried was the first time I heard LeRoy Mercer threaten Eddie at Eddie’s Auto and the guy at C and C Auto over a bad oil filter and a busted wheel. See for yourself:

Who was laughing harder at the airport screening line that day? The TSA guard while asking Onterrio to explain what he was doing with the plastic dick part of his Whizzinator kit or Onterrio when the TSA guard dipped his finger in the powdered clean piss, tasted it, and asked if it heroin or coke?

i tried to cancel that post. please don’t hold it against me

PED popping Raiders better make sure not reach for Sebastian Janikowski’s sample when the piss patrol starts snooping around. He date raped himself with GHB at least once.

or Wise’s Cheez Waffles. You better buy two bags too.

‘cause it’s like guns, by god. more gamblin’ is the only ainser. we need more good guys gamblin’ to bust up all them bad guys gamblin’. the law just gets in the way.

Creed hit Balboa and vice versa with more real punches than Rodriguez landed on the Gatorade cooler. After all the fake flurries Rodriguez threw, the Gatorade cooler almost got mad and was about to kick his ass, but it was laughing too hard at Rodriguez to follow through. Watch it again and see for yourself.

I watched that game last night just to see the Yanks get beat and was pleased. I was surprised by a woman broadcaster but not put off by her. She did a good job, at least no worse than some of the guys that broadcast NCAA football games on Saturday. But who are you gonna brag to about being equal to Gary Danielson? I…

Hombre was written by Elmore Leonard. Not only was the movie one of Paul Newman’s best but also one of Richard Boone’s best movies. Boone plays the ultimate bad guy in Hombre. Watch it when you can or pick up a copy for $10 at most used DVD shops. It's worth it.

way to work Cap'n. No one else need reply, except me of course.

Somebody ring AmityTom up from the ESPN Dabo Sweeney guffaw story and find out if shit has a liberal or conservative bias when shat during an MMA fight video. It has to be liberal bias as the conservative censors would cut to a buy more gold commercial.

It's actually very good out of the crock pot. I used to smoke everything imaginable and unimaginable. the only problem with the crock pot pork is it's hard to drain the lard, but it stays moister that way.

Which biased group gets the blame for lightning delayed games? I hate lightning delays and will whup somebody’s ass over it if you let me know who is to blame. Wait, my bad, I forgot. You’re not a scientist. I’ll ask somebody else a little saner than you like Alex Jones.

All right Amity, I’m making a list. We’ll have Santa check it twice later. Hopefully he won’t slide down your chimney with a gun for you on Christmas Eve or more ammo for your stockpile. Let’s see now, your list of perceived enemies and those out to get you includes: ESPN, Disney, Liberals (every nut job’s convenient…

everybody will suck at fantasy football if they play long enough, especially the guys that tell you they never have. I'd like to brag about both my teams this year but that will jinx the shit out of me. shhhhh!

At first glance, I thought fuck him, he is a dumb ass teabagger. But if the DOD is indeed paying for these alleged salutes, then I say cancel them too. They should also outlaw the DOD paying for a NASCAR ride to have National Guard or An Army of One bespeckled all over it while Jimmy Spencer smashes it into oblivion…

Go Dodgers. The Giants aren’t around this year to fuck it all up like usual. I have a hard time hating the Cardinals because they are a class organization regardless of the city. Hopefully Mattingly won’t fuck it all up by pinch hitting for Gonzalez in the 3rd, 4th, or 5th inning of a key game or leave Kershaw in…