Good come back Loose. An old friend of mine, an ex-marine who used to lament not being in combat hated the UCLA get up as much as you do. he called them the pastel pussies and much worse. he said their blue jerseys looked like the shirt the dude working under your car at Quickie Lube would wear. So much so that they…

No, I’m saying that the quality of a college football program should be judged by all the doctors, lawyers, CEOs, politicians, and hedge fund managers they produce. Society just does not have enough of those guys anymore.

Evian is my favorite but I guess I’m funny that way. I can vouch that this hangover cure works though. If you’re bad hung over, try this. Get that tallest bottle of Evian. Get ready because this is not easy. Remove the cap and turn that big ass bottle up and drink the whole damn thing without stopping. You can do it…

Other than Luck and Rodgers, the remaining PAC 12 NFL qbs bring their teams down. The SEC qbs all make their teams better. Carolina and Chicago don’t win a game without Newton and even Cutler for all his criticism.

look at the weakness of UCLA and USC 2015 schedules. USC should easily be undefeated going into the Oregon and UCLA games. One loss in those games and they can still call themselves successful, but two losses then with two more looming and their season is mediocre at best. UCLA opens with UVA, UNLV, and BYU. That’s…

I was attempting humor with the Reggie Bush stuff. I apologize. I’ll button the top button and tighten my tie up. I’ll see you in church Sunday for another serious conversation. In all seriousness look at UCLA and USC's 2015 schedules. weak and weaker.

try to be cool unicorn, I just left waffle house. you ruined my whole day

USC 2015: Arkansas St, Idaho, Stanford, Az St, Washington, Notre Dame, Utah, Cal, Az, Colorado, Oregon, UCLA

You hate the most beautiful uniform in college football, loose? Be careful hollerin’ out effeminate at your enemies. It just makes your ass whuppin' at their hands that much more embarrassing.

went to every home game in 98 Ape. how bout them suey pigs? I was hunkered down under my rain gear lamenting how it could have been a great year and then wa m f’n la Billy Ratliffe picks up a fumble and Travis Stephens does the rest to snatch victory from jaws of defeat. In the seemingly inconsequential Bama-B (UAB)…

PAC-12 QBs in the NFL: Sanchez, Mariota, Cassell, Alex Smith, Luck, Rodgers, Palmer and Nick Foles

I’m here on Rocky Top in the heart of Eastern Time. I also enjoy the late 11:30 pm games. There’s only 52 Saturdays and you have to make the most of each one. I enjoy watching USC, UCLA, Oregon Cheerleaders, and Mike Leach. I really followed him at Texas Tech and was ecstatic to hear about Craig James killing those 5…

Manny my man, we’ll take that 0-1 record in the first playoff. Don’t make too many bets on that one loss becoming a streak or a habit though, especially if you’re betting with Reggie Bush’s high school and college “agent”. You might end up shy two cars and a house like Reggie's Mom and Dad. The one metric that held…

good article. keep it up.

as a long time Tennessee and SEC fan, I woulda come at you a few years ago. But I suffered three years of Derrick Dooley and lost a little swagger. Derrick Dooley will do that to you. But your problem Tekamul is that the PAC 12 doesn’t have the D lineman to hang with an SEC schedule every Saturday. Not just the…

The circus train pulls into town tomorrow tonight and disembarks the first clown car full of willfully ignorant contestants vying for the title prize in the new faux noise reality show The Dumbest American. Contestants must stick to the only three planks of the Teapublican’t platform to remain eligible for the title.…

Kuz, You got the same problem we have here on Rocky Top: womens basketball. Don’t look me up if you venture south for a visit to the Hall of Fame. I’ll be helping somebody move that day or pushing rocks uphill. I think I have to work that day too.

surely no more pathetic than the BYU national championship in the Holiday bowl played Dec. 21, 1984 with a stunning 24-17 victory over Michigan after surviving the WAC gauntlet of Hawaii, Air Force, Utah, San Diego St, Wyoming, Colorado St, New Mexico*, and UTEP.

down home here on Rocky Top, we are trying to invent a trophy name for the Tennessee-Vanderbilt rivalry. I propose a flat bottom paddle boat looking deal called the Riverboat trophy. Any suggestions?

if each of you don’t vote LSU and Florida first and second or second and first, their fans will sucker punch you, spit on you, and throw cups of piss on you when you visit beautiful Baton Rouge and Gainesville. Then on Sunday, the next morning they will go to church with Craig James and all pray for God to forgive you…