We used to live in an apartment that had a square hole in the wall between the kitchen and the living/dining room that we converted into a gym. We invented an exciting game called tackle basketball and used the hole in the wall for the goal. We were on the second floor so both our upstairs and downstairs neighbors had…

still wont get drafted in any of my fantasy leagues but picked up by the desperate loser I need to beat in week 14 for a playoff birth and then romo will throw him 2 tds for 120 yards in a cowboys loss. one year I got knocked outta the playoffs by a woman's team on a 50 yard td pass from alex smith to frank gore. alex…

You gotta divorce the art from the artist sometimes. I still like to crank up Stranglehold now and then. But when I sober up, I don’t make idle boasts about shoving machine guns down peoples throats and promise to be dead or in prison next time an American President gets re-elected.

Please watch Take the Money and Run and Zelig

A good friend of mine and long time undefeated ass whupper all the way back to his high school days was reffing a jr high football game in east Tennessee that featured a malfunctioning clock at the end of a very close game. time was being kept on the field and the losing team didn’t get the snap off in time before…

all alleged reality tv is pathetic and sad there, principle. I learned long ago the only way to make it interesting was to pull for the ice in ice road truckers, the trees in axe men, and the ocean in deadliest catch. But of course I was always watching something else while cheering on the elements. on a more positive…

I feel like the young lifer just arrived in prison looking at the old lifers now thanks to y’all. I just added the Hustler channel a month ago. should I cancel it to save up for the sunday ticket before my mind or worse gets all pervy twisted?

exactly my thoughts too, Exeter. w is probably still mad that darth cheney never kept him in the loop. I wonder how Jeb(notBush)! will reply to pappy when HW tells him it’s time to turn the campaign over to Cheney and Rove since pappy’s got it all took care of just like last time.

Good point Ruckus. The Cal Johnson contract has over valued receivers like Detroit has overvalued SUVs, allowing many to get paid more than they are arguably worth, Jordy Nelson for one. The Lions woulda been better off keeping at least one of the DTs and restructuring Johnson some and Stafford a lot. The last four…

Pizza Hut used to be my favorite, but the last thin and crispy I got had crust sweeter than a krispy kreme donut. It’s amazing that these big chain pizza places feel they have to trick you into eating more pizza by sweetening the crust and using other additives. I’m through with Pizza Hut. Dominos sucks and Papa Johns…

come on man. if you can’t drive safely after 6 beers over two hours, you shouldn’t even drive sober. the limits are so low that they are obviously meant to drum up extra cash for state and local governments and insurance companies and not ensure safety. the cops don’t enforce these standards to the letter of the law…

exactly. if you’ve been drinking and get pulled over, the cop already knows the answer to the have you been drinking tonight question. so always answer yes. now you’ve got the only thing you can count on to get out of this deal with some sort of ticket and a promise to pay. and that thing is a little trust from the…

Michael Sam was the SEC defensive player of the year 2 years ago. I am an SEC fan and would like to see Sam do well in the CFL or NFL. However, he and others must understand that jokes and such will be part of the deal if he wants to play. I am not advocating gay bashing, but he and others are gonna have to deal with…

very good choice. I listened to that all last weekend

Trump is just another prankster in the teapublican’t primary traveling clown car setting the bar ever lower for JEB!(notW!). By the time the trains unload the elephants, carnies, and big tents for the primary, JEB!(notW!) will look like a cross between Washington, Lincoln, and FDR compared to Cruz, Huckabee, Trump, et…

I’ll volunteer to help pry away some cold, dead fangers once we commence with the culture change. I got a real nice crow bar.

When I was a kid, in East Tennessee we had no air conditioning nor cable TV. Trips to Myrtle beach, S.C. for summer vacation were fantastic. Not just for the beach and the seafood, but for the air conditioning and cable TV in the Dayton House where we stayed. Still, when we came back home, I didn’t miss the A.C. I had…

Technically, agreed. At one point in my life I would drink a case on Friday, another case on Saturday and then take a half day off on Sunday and drink a 12 pack. I used to look at it like this. There are 64 hours from Friday at 5 pm to Monday at 9 am. So 60 beers in 64 hours is less than one beer an hour. What a light…

When I was in 8th grade in 1976, I thought the coolest by god person in the world was my 16 year old neighbor who drove by all us kids early one night in his used Opel they some how imported from Europe then. He was blaring Ted Nugent’s Stranglehold (when Red Ted was just a child molester and had not yet become a loud…

Can any craft beer fan out there find one, just one craft beer that I can drink at least 12 or sometimes 20 or so without feeling like I am trying to O.D. on antibiotics and pounds of Subway sandwich bread? I grew up on Bud products and enjoyed many of the now extinct cheap beers of the 70’s and 80’s even though the…