Eh, I don’t think it’s an entire wash. The thing to remember is that there’s a flip side to Trump’s shallow affect and facile image-consciousness: he’s got a shallow affect and is concerned only with facile image-consciousness. And as such, having an asterisk next to his name, which he will have for the rest of his…

I will believe in both santa and jesus if that happens.

Please let him die on Christmas Day.

What a shit show. This is how you know the panel can at least tolerate Meghan McCain, even if they get into tiffs and heated disagreements with her on the daily. The disgust coming from Whoopi is a whole other level (and appropriately so) for these turds.

The comments section was over the half of the reason why I even read Deadspin. Now that they’ve shut that down because they’re a bunch of cowards afraid of a hint of criticism, what’s even the point?

Gorgeous! I lost my sweet panther girl this past February and I still miss her so much.

What a perfect kitty! I love black cats, it’s like having a mini panther in your house.

Man, black cats are the best. I appreciate any opportunity to share my beautiful little gremlin with the world. Heres Dahlia...she doesn’t much care for football but would make a killer table tennis player.

This cat was the best thing yet in MNF this season.

As a Gawker refugee who decamped to Deadspin despite only a passing interest in sports, this content speaks to me. Thank you. 

1 Pink Floyd
2 Rolling Stones
3 The Beatles
4 Jimi Hendrix Experience
5 Allman Brother Band
6 Led Zeppelin
7 The Who 
8 AC/DC
9 Cream
10 Creedence Clearwater Revival
11 Neil Young
12 The rest in some order

Goddamnit, we’ve been over this. STOP. AUTO-PLAYING. VIDEOS.

My parents are just a few years older than Trump, but technically not boomers since both were born during the war. I think it’s less his generation, and more being a failson. The guy has never had to work, really work, a day in his life. His father was the self-made man. Trump inherited from him, and I think has a…

I couldn’t sleep on the night he was elected. It was one of the worst night’s sleeps I’ve ever gotten. I wouldn’t have felt that way about, say, Cruz or Rubio, despite how disgusting they are. Trump’s election spoke in a singular manner on how broken and fucked up our country and its political systems are. It’s deeply…

Reading this, I felt not schadenfreude, not anger, but... sadness. Not for Trump, of course—no, fuck him and his minions with a hydraulic press, and then fire the pulpy leftovers into the sun—but for the country. There are so many profoundly stupid people in this country who have blindly followed him up to now and…

Think about this:

Banestar is a certified troll, just so you know.

As conspiracy theories go the trump one is much more reasonable given he’s the one who hired the asshat who is ultimately in charge of federal prisons, blocked movement to a state prison and is constantly threatening violence under the guise of a “joke.”

They won’t ignore it they just don’t care.

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?