Think about this:

Mueller’s inability or unwillingness to parse out an explanation for why he thought it was important to explicitly state that he was not exonerating a guy he was never going to be able to indict is going to be a bad soundbite.

BTW for this series the horn at the Oracle should be replaced with a sample of Pusha-T saying "YOU ARE HIDING A CHILD."

I want him to sign with the team that will do the most harm to Drake. That, of course, would be the Clips(e).

Aside from the fact that it was closer to two lost seasons than four, the Sixers made it to the second round exactly once since 2003 before last year, and it was because Derrick Rose’s knee exploded in the first round in 2012.

This is a perfectly cromulent idea.

Not at all. He clearly picks up his dribble before any contact is made. Clearly a continuation foul (ie. 3 shots).

Nailed it.

Could’ve sworn he made a comeback.  I know I read that somewhere

You guessed it......Frank Stallone!

His job isn’t to define words. It’s to discuss football. Cut the man some slacks.

With a rocky start like this, the guy should get his own statue.

I’m not saying Cleveland is going to come back and win but it used to be that when a team won their first two home games the talk was always, “They took care of businesses and defended their home court” and “The series doesn’t start until a road team wins a game.” I’m not sure if it’s the Twitterization of sports or…

It’s going to destroy Boston’s team chemistry when Kyrie Irving stars this post.

What’s less clear is why the Worldwide Leader would want Favre as the celebrity face of one of its biggest recurring live sports programs.

I like, the Orlando Illusions has a ring to it.

Mitchell, more of a pure scorer, has got a decent argument too, mostly revolving around the Jazz, not expected to compete this year, currently being in the driver’s seat for the three seed.

Gronk against the inescapable force of time

I don’t understand why you people who are freaking out about the headline. OF course the headline is inflammatory, and of course it’s editorializing. Writing “here’s a bunch of white girls saying the n-word a bunch” is also editorializing! You’re not mad that the Deadspin editor who wrote the headline is…

Oh no, the Bills are going to sign Teddy Bridgewater to a ridiculous contract and then have his leg fall off.