That's a polite way of saying "TLDR". Nice.

Crazy. I used to work with this guy at HP. Great guy. Glad his review is a good one.

The voice-over work sounds like it was done by Chris Messina.

iPad 3 (WiFi) link is spamtastic. There are multiple popups (I'm running Firefox on Windows 8) and multiple download buttons none of which seemed to get to the actual file.

I've updated both my CDMA iPhone 5 and my wife's CDMA iPhone 4 with absolutely no problems during or after the install. Granted, I can't say for certain that I will or won't be able to upgrade them to 7.1 or whatever comes next. I can, however, vouch for the awesomeness of iOS 7 on the two aforementioned phones. Next?…

Remember, these are cognitive individuals...

Agreed. It looks like a NES and a PS3 had a baby together...and it got ugly from both parents. The controller is pretty sweet, but I don't want that console sitting in my living room. I doubt it will get a complete redesign before launch, but yes, that sucker is hideous.

You make two, very excellent points, sir. Backwards compatibility isn't all it's cracked up to be. Give me some of the greatest hits as downloads from an app store, and I'll be a happy camper. And, while I do have good, fast, reliable internet (new neighborhood with fiber to every house...hurray!), that is not the…

You, sir, are a scholar and a gentleman.

An AppleTV will replace my Xbox 360 when it dies.

You completely missed the point of the article which was to provide an easy, INEXPENSIVE entry into PC gaming. $1500-2000 is a FREAKING LARGE sum of money.

Other headlines to consider: "ATM Teller Machines Give You Money," "Keep Your PIN Identification Number Safe," and "Get a Refund from the IRS Revenue Service." Yes, I know it was probably done for the sake of search results and Google ranking, yada yada yada. It just reads like crap.

You are absolutely incorrect. I have experienced this firsthand in a VERY remote location in South America. Your argument is invalid.

I dare you to walk up to a Marine in uniform and say that.

This. You, sir, are correct.

You missed the "Monday" part of the article. As far as I know, it's still Sunday for quite a few people.

I thought they were Personal PIN Numbers. Just like Automated ATM Machines.

Well played, sir. Well played.

What about at the beginning of the day? (Sorry, pet peeve)

Seriously?