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OMG. This is totally something that happened to me at my parents house. They have a newer build in the suburbs in a small Texas town, but my sister and I both swore something sinister (likely something that follows my twin around since we were kids) was hanging out in our bedroom corner. We both got the heebie jeebies

Sorry dude, maybe if you didn’t want to get caught you should have kept your legs shut.

If you contact a Reiki Master, they might be able to help you get rid of anything that has attached themselves to you, your husband and even check your baby. Make sure it is a Master. My sister does this all the time and has come across a succubus (I don’t believe it was a demon though) that had attached itself to

Bummer, this dude is a queef in corporeal form.

except those would obviously be way more popular, most likely.

My head keeps trying to figure out the logistic of this even through I keep telling it not to. Does he have super long monkey arms? Is there another person holding the camera under the balls? I want to stop think about this.

I’v taught for almost 20 years and I’ve never had a kid take a swing. You know why? I learned how to de-escalate a situation and let the kid save face. I learned when to not push kids on issues. I’ve learned when to let small infractions slide. I learned these things because I can never use force. It’s a shame police

Imagine a cop did this to your kid. In fact, imagine anyone did this to your kid.

NO. Time to run. Nope. Deed in lieu. NOOOOOOOPE

Don’t ever feel crazy. There are far too many people who experience things like this, even to the extent you have (btw I’m so sorry you had to go through this horror, especially with it involving your child. I can’t even imagine. I’m sending all the positive energy your way) People can be skeptics all they want, but I

What about people who say “all day!” when you ask “today is Wednesday, right?”

Yeah. I will wake up tomorrow with at least one “Your a total cunt” comment that I have to dismiss, and not just because of the your/you’re thing. Although that is in my top 5 list of People Who Must Be Annihilated Immediately.

Strega Nona is the reason that I urged the Twerp to call me “Nona” (although I am a Child of Nature so the full term would also be correct). Kid can’t say Nona correctly and now I am donut. I cannot express how much this pleases me.

Your experience gave me the chills because a lot of it brought back stuff that happened to us when my husband and I first got married. I started to type it all out and b/c on my cell with iffy wifi the tab crashed. Probs for the best. Anyway, hoping the best for you and Internet hugs for coming out of it together.

Me too. Looking back, my partner at the time actually started experiencing things first and I wrote them off. I should’ve placed more merit on his fear, knowing that out of the two of us, he was the way bigger skeptic when it came to those things. He and I still catch up from time to time and he says that while since

I appreciate your story and the emotions attached to it. I posted one last night that got lost in the grays where my ex and I went through something similar. I was questioning my sanity until one day I got up from a chair to grab a mug of coffee and five minutes later came back to a photograph sitting there of the

Haha that's too funny! My username is actually my dogs name:

I always grab a handful of free ones at Sephora...