Touche. We live in the actual city (Boston, obvi), and daycare here is a literal nightmare. We make a pretty comfortable living, all things considered, but not so much that $2k+ is chump change. It’s notably more expensive than our mortgage, and finding a spot was nerve wracking because I started looking 6 months…

We’re all going to become experts on barnacle growth rates. Awesome!

Who needs some? I have plenty.

I just ate tacos and I’m full-fucking-moon too, so I’ll join your army.

This future citizen of the UNITED STATES deserves a few rights indeed. Rights that fetuses and babies in every other developed country have, that tremendously influence their health and upbringing. Such as:

I would like to argue against the contents of your innards please.

I live somewhere where that is illegal. I have a friend, who loves to complain about cars and is an avid bicyclist (seriously, I fully support more bikes on the road, but not if all cyclists are as annoying as he is about it) who illegally turned into that lane to wait for traffic to clear so that he could merge in…

Isn’t it the other way around, though? When proposing a change is better, isn’t it on the proposer to prove that claim? You don’t come into something that works and say “we’re going to replace it with this thing I say will work unless you can prove that it’s worse”, you come in and say “we’re going to do this because…

So then whats the god damned point if you’re still going to play chicken with a vehicle that has 3000 pounds on you?

“We want our own lane AND your lane”

yeah fuck you.

They use this kind of “design-by-good-intentions” modeling to support these changes in San Francisco, ignoring, of course, that not everything runs as nicely as the animations. Not only do they ignore that cars start using other streets, but don’t account for traffic created by something like a turn at an intersection…

Anti-Abortion Activists Climb Into Trash, Realize They’re Finally Home

If we can get a large enough group of us, and a stockpile of beans there’s always flatulence. From one asshole to another. Literally.

Well, it’s all about how much it can haul. Obviously, a doucheschooner hauls more than a douchecanoe, though both pale before the douchefreighter.

Didn’t we establish that the minimum balance on a starbucks card is $5? *Checks* Yes, yes we did.

Oh yes. I did forget about my insectoid assassination skillset.

Because Sir Patrick Stewart is Sir Patrick Stewart, whatever cesspool he happens to be standing in at a given moment.

By the way, did you know that I am the man who introduced the concept of the double tea bag to the United States.

People love to tell horror stories about anything pregnancy related. Me? Three fairly easy pregnancies; three easy deliveries, breastfeeding was easy and my sex life is grand. Don't stress too much about the bad shit folks tell you.

BRB, giving myself a hysterectomy with kitchen utensils.