I pictured you turning into a giant Simpsons-style city dome before I realized you meant it as a Hulk reference. XD

Happy birthday though, even if things really suck right now.

Also, “talking out of your ass”

If there was blood coming out of her eyes it was because they were bleeding having to look at his anus face.

No no- she said smoke comes out the eyes (an oddly malapropism of the idiom indeed) and having to listen to him probably means she bleeds out her ears. She could wear sanitary napkin earmuffs.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Uft, I wish that I would have been able to go to bed at 10pm. I also did all sorts of music (band, pit, orchestra, extra advanced band in the morning). So I was at school from 7 am to 5pm or sometimes 10pm if it was show week.

OMG I’m sorry to be such a Jezebel stereotype but...

Is it me, or have some judges lost their damn minds lately? “Get married or jail,” or “have a good relationship with your father.”

What’s this about the sanctity of marriage?

Oh I fight. I am from Alabama and have a teenage daughter. This is one of the most corrupt states in the Union. We write our representative and get a form letter telling us we are wrong. The Governor does not respond at all. Calling his office is a brick wall.

I’ve got to remember that. “After he fell down, I courageously kicked him. Several times, because I’m very courageous.”

If this makes you angry, don’t just be angry. Do something. Write to your congressional representatives. Call them. Volunteer. Make your voice heard. Go donate $5 to Planned Parenthood right now so they can keep battling on. Don’t wait. Do it now.

This applies to so many republican politicians and opportunistic woman-hating shitwads.... This is from Pinterest, but I may have to make my own. Maybe I can start sending them to their offices.

I respect human life, and I do not want Alabama to be associated with an organization that does not.

Even if the allegations against planned parenthood are true, can someone explain to me what the uproar is all about? I don’t get it.

I think it’s necessary to clarify that not everyone gets those 12 weeks of unpaid leave. Your employer must have more than 50 employees and you have to work for them for a year for a specified number of hours.

Ahh, thanks. I’m surprised when I hear about some of the stuff US women, and some men, have to deal with. I live in (world-renowned bastion of human rights) China and we’re entitled to 14 weeks paid leave, legal government-provided abortions and can buy OTC BC at the general store. It’s astounding to me at times.

Man, my last non-profit job offered 5 weeks of vacation, unlimited sick leave and a super generous maternity/paternity leave policy. If I’m not mistaken it was 4 months paid. And you could bring your kid to work initially. Our founder had a baby and would routinely bring her while she was breastfeeding. Of course, it…