I like it.

X-Men First Class is a separate comic book series. It was never intended to have direct continuity to the other X-Men comics, many of which have conflicting continuity between one another to begin with.

This movie features Dennis Hopper turning people into monkeys with a Super Scope™ and Patrick Stewart playing sentient fungus, thus it cannot avoid being awesome.

Shakespearean drama with robots!

Is that the new Lady Gaga video?

Ace Ventura - Bat Detective.

It makes sense. After all, a chest without nipples just looks unnatural. In fact, I'm gonna go paint nipples on all my shirts right now..

Maybe they needed more shark repellant spray.

I loved Returns. Both villains had great pathos and the stylized feel of the first one was even more pronounced.

That game beat the ever living shit out of me at the Arcades.

I really wish Cameron had killed off every single character at the end of T2, or come up with a way to make it utterly impossible to retcon your way into continuing the franchise, like every single Terminator property has done post T2. This franchise was milked dry at the end of that movie.

I'm sure many books deserve movie adaptations.

No, it's great. I want to live there.

The premise sounds like the best thing in the history of all things.

And classic Pumpkins beats the hell out of Air, the French little pop tarts.

For the books, that plot twist is what separates the chaff from the wheat! It's the death of the insipid noble 'n' valiant fantasy archetype. It's the equivalent of pushing Aragorn down an elevator shaft and laughing. It's what sells the series as a realistic portrayal of a land's history, in all its randomness and…

Unicorns are just fancy horses anyway.

In my head it sounds like a song by The Flaming Lips.

Wilde is too skinny. I've never seen her "buff up" for anything, so I can't say if that's a feasible possibility.

Sounds great, where do I sign up?