I think this is going to crash and burn so spectacularly that I simply must watch it unfold.

Hah! I've studied nutrition, but thanks anyway!

How anyone can eat processed crap like bottled sauces or canned soups and not feel their body revolting is beyond me.

This is starting to sound like the old TV movie with the shark repellent spray, the one where all the bad guys get together and have themselves a merry old time and hi-jinks aplenty.

Lucy Pinder.

Phlebas is my favorite Culture novel.

Thanks for saving me a rant.

Well, we don't know anything from bones. Bones, unless mummified, sealed or frozen will usually decompose in a matter of decades. We learn about prehistoric life from fossil remains: imprints of the remains of animals in sediments and rock. And while fossilized feathers are a lot rarer than fossilized bones, they do…

Cartoon Arnold sure has aged well.

To lighten the mood, here's the best sasquatch ever.

This will be the pinnacle of unintentional humor.

Herbert West - Reanimator, available in most Lovecraft anthologies including the Necronomicon one.

As much as I'm looking forward to this movie, the fact that Portman and Franco chose this to be the followup to their Oscar winning/nominated performances is more hilarious than the gags themselves.

Well, I think we all know that TV productions are all about appealing to as broad a spectrum as possible to generate popularity and revenue. The lowest common denominator if you will, which I'll grant is higher for HBO than lesser networks like Fox, but it would still be a tough sell to be pitching a show where a big…

Yeah.

Timett son of Timett BURNED out his eye.