BUT BUT BUT

Okay. Off to bed with me. Between this and Beto, I deserve a fucking medal for NOT DRINKING tonight.

And I am fucking sobbing now...mainly because incidences like this remind me of how noble and beautiful humans are capable of being and how often we fail to embrace that. Also, it is Day 2 of my period so possibly just feeling my feels...

Really? Is it a hipster millenial thing? Because I kind of thought it was universally understood to be the best sitcom OF ALL TIME.

WHAT IN SOPHIA’S NAME WAS THAT?

Re: jobs solving AA problems: I realize Trump was just mad-libbing his way through this shit, but really, Castile and Sterling both had jobs (yes, Sterling was literally shot whilst working from his car)...so I have no idea what the fuck this tool is getting at.

One of the greatest athletes we’ve seen in any sport.

I’ve only seen it among some people from my hometown (in W. Texas)...so, yeah...

This is the antidote to every fucking FB post I see re: monthly baby bump size update, specifically those posted by men on behalf their wives. Ugggggggggh

Firmly believing that the entire Gawker Media empire was brought into existence specifically so this moment could happen. This is fantastic. BRING ON THE AMBITIOUS CORNDOGS, Y’ALL.

Fuck yes to all of this. Congrats on Day 81.

“The modern world is designed for loneliness.”

In my experience, if you have to alter your mental state to hang out with your friends, it probably isn’t meant to be. I know some people who’ve said it helps with their GAD, however...so maybe in that case.

What the actual fuck.

All 3 Lady Justices dissented and I couldn’t be prouder. Eff you, police state.

“He once enjoyed being around me” is how I will now sum up every past sex experience with a gentleman bud.

OKAY...this looks like some next-level Olan Mills staging. This is going to be so much fun to watch, you guys.

A year later, I still refer to Don-T as an “ambitious corn dog”. Nothing has ever come close to Kelly’s description.

Sarah and Jezebel, this is such a tremendous series. Please consider extending it.

AA is a great place to start, but also check out other resources like SMART Recovery and hipsobriety.com. I finally got into the swing of sobriety earlier this year after YEARS of trying. I am 34 now and wish I had quit so much earlier. Good for you.