Ok, so I thought she was doing this for the money. She’s totally doesn’t need the money.

Given the audience, I’d say that’s implied.

I get it, too late to edit, so here we are. The saddest part is I knew that going in, but have been feeling very IDAF lately.

“educational website that is working to protect children from abortion.”

I totally acknowledge I’m a terrible person on the express train to hell. Reading stories like this daily probably doesn’t help keep me sensitized.

A book is seriously the biggest “don’t bother me” clue aside from a fucking sign.

Way too late for that.

Can someone please lend this poor woman a hand?

I don’t have a penis so I don’t know how that would feel. Would that be comfy? Like a little metal hug? Is anyone willing to try one out?

bye

My partner and I have kept separate finances for years. No need to lump everything together!

Humblebrag, ok. But you must have a stronger stomach than I because toe nails falling off and bloody pee is so gross.

Why would you purposefully feed NY’s ROUS population? Do you WANT them to keep growing?

Nope, the actual name is Fried Chicken & Donuts

Yet oh so delicious.

Fear the Walking Dead ended up being pretty good. I went in skeptical, but came out entertained.

My flag-fu has been strong.

Please call it Bandaged In Love and send ASAP thx.

Bleeding nipples are the worst pain I’ve ever experienced. I had to wear bandages over them for days lest my shirts keep me in perpetual agony.

I am noping this article so hard, as I’m literally eating a fried chicken sandwich on a donut bun for lunch.