Yep, just like the debate over the original 3/5 rule. Slave states wanted slaves to count towards the population so they would have more representation in Congress, while at the same time not allowing them to vote or, like, have any rights whatsoever.

Yes

If I weren’t at work, I’d insert a pic of the MeowMeowBeenz cult and mention we already know how this will work out.

I’m going from the front, and about a year ago decided to suck it up and shave it. Now I keep it at a number 0.5 and would never go back.

DEAR BALD PEOPLE: SHAVE YOUR HEAD IT’LL BE FINE I PROMISE

I’d be surprised if religious freedom isn’t an argument in every single one of their cases.

Except everyone already knows the answer is no.

Evenwel v. Abbott will also turn to Texas, ruling whether non-voting immigrants count as “people” for the purposes of establishing voting districts. Very cool.

Our history is the worst. I want to slap anybody who wants to go back to “the good ol’ days”.

Lol, that book is unreadable no matter the age.

Meryl no

Golden parachutes immediately separate performance from pay. It’s almost as if Republicans SAY one thing but DO another.

her former operations director Jon Cross defended her, saying essentially that failed campaigns don’t need to pay their staff

perfect response is perfect

I think the takeaway here is that magazines will have no problem laying off the photoshop if you happen to look as good naturally as Demi Lovato.

I read that as feces and was simultaneously horrified and intrigued as to how this information was collected.

Of course I just found out all the answers involved Angela Lansbury so now I no longer feel special. Way to play with my heartstrings Bobby.

my blood boils every time I hear EHFAR

I just reread the quote, and now refuse to believe he was speaking about anything else.

I also got Angela Lansbury and I’m not mad.