I second the state department, with a warning there’s a level of condescension that comes with working for the state department. DMV workers at least realize they work for the shitty dmv, even the ones who take their job super seriously.

I don’t understand this at all. It’s like for-profit prisons. What are the business meetings like? “Last quarter’s profits were down, and there’s not enough growth. C’mon people, we need some ideas for increasing the number of abused women, or I’m cutting all your bonuses!”

Everyone knows with marriage, you either sink or swim.

-vomit gif-

I learned all about this after the nail salon expose, and it’s fascinating how much one person can have such an impact on a culture.

That’s utterly terrifying. I’m glad she ended up ok!

The reigning in wasn’t supposed to happen after the crisis, it was supposed to happen before the crisis (hence the “good times” I originally mention) - to let the air out of the housing bubble and to prevent the toxic derivatives from being created in the first place.

Netflix and not chill?

their kid will grow up to be one of those disturbingly symmetrical people

I’m on a work computer, but pretend there’s high five gif here.

The problem with Keynesean economics is the “reigning in” during the good times never happens due to a lack of political will. It’s in our nature to ride deficits until math makes it no longer possible.

crossfit intervention is a thing that desperately needs to happen

The shade of it all.

here we go again

of course they are -______-

She looks so sad to be wearing an American flag that got jammed in a paper shredder.

We both made fisting jokes at the same time, so basically we’re meant to be friends.

I wouldn’t worry to much. Very few people can fit a full hand inside them.

They think everyone should be like them, and would force it if they could.

She tads a good pole.