I was first really mad I got Chris, but then I realized I’d have the same reaction no matter who I got.

ugh me too, and now I want a hot pocket but have none

I never did end up seeing any of those movies.

just read it because I don’t watch horror movies, and still firmly in camp nope

Given the theme was Magic, Not Science, this is perfect

let me drink from your wellspring of confidence in the American voters because I am sorely lacking

I have no doubt they’d act unilaterally without waiting for Congress to declare war.

when they’re trying to restrict freedoms, that’s when they change tactics to “God”

did you edit in the dunce caps? that’s brilliant and I almost missed it

among my many fears of Republican control is a war with Russia. whyyyyy I don’t understand at all and am very happy not doing NUCLEAR BOMB DRILLS like in the cold war

You’d get along great with mrwrites. Every time there’s nothing on tv, he says something like “if ONLY top gear were still on the air” and makes a sad face.

BUT WHAT IF THEY DON’T

I’d watch the ever loving shit out of this. My partner and I are currently watching all of Columbo on Netflix. COLUMBO

YES HE DOES AND HE’S ALL MINE

Whoa now. I don’t think anyone is looking to die.

I’m sure he needs to give permission for that too.

I don’t recognize most of the names, so my respect for the Jez commentariat is unwavered.

omg that’s brilliant

I was literally about to comment that

How do you recognize Rita Ora? She looks like a different person in every picture I see.