The Zoolander reference should get you bonus stars.

I love that Vogue considers Schumer’s totally unsurprising fondness for the New York Times to be a literary eccentricity requiring ethnographic contextualization:

“manipulative sex kitten”

Really anyone who flouts international laws for a high is over privileged. I’m sure you think it’s all fine and dandy but as someone who keeps getting profiled at airports to see imbeciles arguing over ways to smuggle drugs is a bit annoying. Who else? If such stuff doesn’t bother you because a. it ruins your fun b.…

And you’re the kind of person who calls a complete stranger who you’ve never met “over privileged”. Which by the way is two words and not one.