Or y’all could do one better and get rid of the gross nationalist exceptionalist singing of “God Bless America” at sports altogether.

I’ll just be over here holding my breath.

Garbage and cancerous? Nah.

“Anyway, “God Bless America” sucks in general and should be replaced with a better song.”

It is time we stop singing any patriotic songs at sports games. No other country sings their national anthem before every single (non-international) sporting event no matter how inconsequential. God Bless America during the 7th inning stretch just plain sucks.  

It’s funny because if you look closely, this is actually a movie about someone realizing they can make a shit ton more money tricking dumbass Christians into buying terrible books and seeing even worse movies. 

Maybe Tiger Woods winning a major is the thing that kept the world in check?

Shaq’s snickering is funny by itself.

The standard 5 - 10% of winnings is for a regular caddie that you work with year round. There’s value and benefit from working with someone over time, not just on a one-week basis. And those guys also get 5 - 10% of wins because they’re there for the non-wins too, when they only collect a salary of ~$1 - 2k/week if I…

What do you mean? I see it is filled with children. They might be in adult looking bodies, but children never the less.

Per the local news the recent outbreak was traced by the health department to the first case. That case was apparently ‘an international traveller from clark county that had exposure to unvaccinated groups’.’

Nice enough guy, just has a tendency to comb over when not invited.

I heard OJ can kill you

Cast member of a movie that ignored the previous movie and cast complain that the next outing will ignore their movie and cast.

He looks like the benighted progeny of a hate-fuck between Mike Myers and Tilda Swinton.

“Hogan Gidley” sounds like the name of the stuck-up prep school guy in an 80's teen comedy.

“Meanwhile, The Daily Star’s story continues to be up on the paper’s site; the organization has been sued for (and settled over) libel charges a number of times over the years, but it’s still baffling that they thought they could get away with allegedly straight-up inventing an interview with one of Earth’s most…

I’m pretty sure he said ‘Raine Mada’.

Learn to swim....

In its way, the “war on Christmas” myth has become the Conservative Santa.  If enough people believe in it, really hard, it starts to come true.