So how this sacred tradition only extends to the seating area of a stadium/arena?

Anyone else hoping that Rio is such a clusterfuck that the entire Olympics thing fucking ends?

Shit adds up at the bottom.

you read Deadspin and are statistically most likely to be an irritable dad with a law degree

“because you read Deadspin and are statistically most likely to be an irritable dad with a law degree . . .”

I am an irritable dad with a law degree! It’s so nice to be recognized.

I AM, in fact, an irritable dad with a law degree, Samer. How did you DO that?

“Reminder: Rudyard Kipling Was a Racist Fuck and The Jungle Book Is Imperialist Garbage.”

Fair enough. I guess I’m a little less sensitive to cultural appropriation as it pertains to dreads because, IME, while Jamaicans sometimes ridicule people emulating Jamaican culture (and we are weirdly possessive of dreadlocks even though they weren’t invented here), there’s also an element of pride seeing people…