“Well we’ve clocked the tortoise at 1 mile per hour...”
The Anxiety Haver
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/grabs idea pad, starts furiously writing
An app that lets me smell what he is cooking or GTFO.
It’s totally innefficent, but I do get some satisfaction from the fact that all the First Class folks have to get bumped in the head by every prole’s luggage. Also, it’s nice to know that the richest are the most likely to die in a plane crash. They can have their fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies.
Totally knew Ramsay was gonna Ramsay, and he Ramsay’d so hard I almost Ramsay’d myself. PLUS JON SNOW IS BACK. I’m so glad they didn’t try to milk that any harder than they did.
Also: kind of cool to see the Greyjoy drama back in there, though as with the Dorne stuff from last week, gotta wonder where that’s going.
Als…
Exactly. Great art needs no explanation. Anyone can look at a late-period Rembrandt self-portrait and see the man’s whole life written on his face. That’s what makes him a master. If you need a little 5 minute video to explain why it’s an important work of genius, it probably isn’t one.
Sure but take away the description, going in cold without knowing who Jackson Pollock is, it would look totally bullshit. I’m not an art expert but great art should have an effect on you without reading the little annecdote in the corner.
Sorry, still not buying it. If I attached paint brushes to my cat’s feet and had him walk over a canvas, the result would be both “deliberate”, as in the cat meant to walk on that specific spot, and an expression of the cat’s unconsciousness, because the cat would be unconsciously walking from point A to point B, and…
god this video. the part with trump kills me every time. you can barely see his scowling face but his hair is always blindingly awful
“Report: A Body Has Been Found at Apple Headquarters”
The woman card gets us a ‘free’ drink we never asked for, but cordially accept for fear of repercussions and then get called a bitch slut for not leaving with the buyer.
Seriously. I don’t like Hillary, and I don't think she's an honest person, but anyone who tries to say that she isn’t qualified for this office is delusional.
other cards Hillary has or had:
Wow, this comment thread was flooded instantly by some rather surly asshats. Sorry your excellent article was marred by crap posts.
An example is the TV trope of the “doofus dad” in commercials and TV shows.”
Run for office. There is literally no way you actually misunderstood that one.
They're going to be really disappointed. $10k doesn't go that far.
There is a lot to unpack here.