Here's an easy answer: Do the bride & groom (or bride & bride, etc) want kids to attend? There you go, done and done.

I need a goat. I'd name him Allen Partridge.

Baby elephants itching their butts on things is just pure joy to watch.

She is a weird alien ethereal being, and I want to be her friend. We would hang out in the mountains somewhere, with a little modern Scandinavian cabin. She, and a small group of people. We would sit around a fire under the stars and she would tell us the secrets of being while clad in something flowy and gossamer,…

I automatically like any article which uses the word "hiney."

Was not expecting that body on Harvey Keitel. Hello there.

"Three-quarters of a typical two-hour show is about UK sports"

Serving some Alyssa Edwards realness.

Christ.

Christ. This is the best thing.

I would shorten it to "Peppa" and be even more awesome.

No, but awesomely, I got told that I'm actually a misogynist. For reasons, I guess.

I made the mistake of sending an amusing tweet with the GG hastag and BOY OH BOY did I regret it.

Can I tell you how goddamned happy it makes me to see captioned cosplay photos? THANK
YOU.

I'm going to go ahead and guess that you're a vegan.

This sounds so easy. I'm completely going to try this.

Yes.

No.

Oh my god, why did this make me so happy?

I can't stop staring at his perfectly symmetrical monochromatic teeth.