Thank god I'm barren.

The Disney handlers shuffled the characters off for re-training. And nobody ever saw them again.

Just after college. My boyfriend was behind me...and he reached up and turned off the light. :(

I keep coming back to "This is actually Twilight fanfic."

I feel the same. It's one of the (many) reason hubs and I decided not to have kids. The world is a shitty place, and it's only going to get shittier the more people we make. Fresh water and food resources are already strained, the changing climate means even more strain on agriculture, and all of those things equal…

"When it's your turn, you play a black prompt card (say, "what are my parents hiding from me"). Everyone chooses a white response card (say, "coat hanger abortions") from their hands. "

No lie, I played this exact hand just days ago. I won the round.

BLESS YOU

God damn it.

Shit, now I have to go google it.

I work in a German deli in Massachusetts. We make ours with oil and vinegar, and raw eggs. It's fucking delicious. The real Germans on staff have given their stamp of approval.

It's a rabbit hole. Sometimes, for no reason, I go digging into the world of bizarro conspiracies and don't come out for hours. Sky trumpets, Nephilim, Weather control, it's all there calling to me, like a crazy neighbor.

God bless every damned one of these people.

Internet conspiracy sites are a deep and winding rabbit hole, my friend.

Literally all I did was google "Malia Obama birthday conspiracy"

It's close. http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2013/11/29/whe…

I believe you mean "Welcome to Earf."

Is this woman banging a Swedish fish?

He's got a good tuck.

Ugh another story about a cute baby. I mean...I don't like kids all that....wait. Uh.
Hell, this is pretty goddamned adorable. Work those brows, baby Leon. Serve some face.