The football jersey with underboobs really reminds me of cheesy '80s movies.

The Globes typically seem to be less high minded and self congratulatory than the Oscars though. It's kind of the "fun" one, where everyone is drinking like fish and way less uptight.

Man, I wish I had a kid to do this to. Gods speed.

it's really genius, isn't it?

Bizarre.

This is the best comment.

Ugh, Mariah and her weird little nose. What's going on there? What's happened to her face?

Aww, cute. You're such a happy little internet avenger.

I know, right?? I mean since when does "Sure, let's dance!" = "This totally means I want to have sex with you."

I am so sorry this happened to you. All of it, the rape AND the afterwards.

I didn't like it very much either. I think it was that weird shoulder strap.

Sorry, but seeing a bra-less woman lift her tshirt and invite a 4 year old into her lap and onto her boob 4 feet in front of me while I was talking to her will forever be weird in my eyes.

Good. Now I don't feel so guilty for seeking them out.

Do you feel better now for "schooling" me?

Thank you! Normally I seek out spoilers, with the rare exception. DA being one of them.

I feel like making a clever comment about double standards in regards to women's vs men's plus sizes, but I'm tired.

I feel like Edith is just latching onto Old Whats-his-face out of a desperate fear of being alone. I mean...I get that this was (is?) a legit fear for women. But I sort of wish she had struck out on her own, driving cars and tractors all over the place, propriety be damned.

Well you're quite right there. I enjoy being around pets.

That's a pretty silly comparison. My point is that breasts have a sexual pleasure funciton as well as making milk. Otherwise they wouldn't have evolved the way they have.

Then why do they also a major erogenous zone? I assume then, that when you fool around your breasts are strictly off limits?