One Truck to rule them all.
One Truck to find them.
One Bro to bring them all.
And in the darkness, Smirnoff Ice them.

I see Guille Areola was keeping abreast of the situation.

Ok... that was pretty funny. I'm going to hell, who's with me?

Skid marks in pants.

HA HA! Twat.

Sniper!

The radio buttons will be made from the teeth of political dissidents, and the tears of their families will serve as washer fluid.

Looks like he was hiding on his back!!!

The King can park wherever he damn well pleases.

Yep. Terminal

This isn't the Boss you are looking for.

blood of the masses goes here

I get a phone call while driving, I ignore it. Wife: "I tried to call you!" Me: "You know I drive a manual. I can't steer, shift and talk on the phone."

Hey Torch. I'm fairly new around here, and I'm going to be honest with you. Compared to most of the active folks on the site, I don't know much about cars. I can't tell a car's model year by looking at it. I get Jettas and Passats confused. I don't know how to drive stick (though I plan on buying my first car…