To be fair, that looks like a pretty stiff headwind.

Yo head sho is nappy!  Who's yo pappy?  You sho is one uuuuuugly child!

Funny how this old stuff is just like texting with the "insider" aspects of the shorthand.  I also now have to make time to watch Smokey and the Bandit again.  God, I love that movie...

AAAARRRGHHH!!!  MY EYES!! 

Christ, guys, really?!  Another Harlem Shake video?!

Looks like a bunch of rigid, uncomfortable condoms.  What's the intake side of dragoning called?

Looks like a VW Bug face with a "third eye."

Oven-like accomodations once the sun hits it.

I can't get past all that black in the interior.  Black seats, black carpet...  Miserable place to be in the hot friggin sun and seems like a terrible idea.  There's a reason most boats have lightly colored accomodations.  After 2 minutes in the sun you'd fry your ass on those seats.

Our lips...  They are so close...

@Alfisted: While that may be true, it usually leaves me feeling sorta unsatisfied. Unfulfilled. Unfortunately the only way I usually feel complete is to reciprocate the assholishness.

@IN THE FACE!: That is AWESOME! LOL I need that laugh.

@maximum-sienna: Ferrari owners want to tax my profits? Oh wait, I get it now...

Ferraretarded

@mytdawg: That's a helluva conception.

@Pessimippopotamus: Me too. Looks better than it did when new, if you ask me. At least externally, but even then the interior isn't too bad except for the tiger print nausea.