I understand Kris (my god did I just type that?). I smoke and am very embarrassed by it. My mother smoked while I was growing up, but she never smoked in the house or were anyone could see her. When we would go out to dinner, she would take one of her children with here, so we could hold back her hair and put the…

It truly always perplexed me how one woman would want to marry him, let alone FOUR.

The Saddest Ice Cream Party

Robyn has always been up to no good

He would MOST definetly pull some looking in the mirror American psycho shit. I met an Adam Levine look a like on vacation who was suprisinGly ALSO a douche. He worked at he resort and just ATE IT UP that people said he looked like Adam Levine so i made it a point to drunkenly say to him “you look like Adam Levines…

Oh my god. So much is happening. I totally believe that Robyn twisted Kodys arm into divorcing Meri and making her HBIC. How shitty of Kody to just stop supporting Meri & their daughter, not that I’m surprised Kody seems like a supreme douchebag. She should have gotten 1/2 of everything. I guarantee Kody takes their…

omg girl SIT BACK I HAVE A LOT TO TELL YOU!!! okay so meri was wife number 1, the legal wife. before she had children kody married janelle and then christine. they had 9,000 kids (meri only having one because of infertility issues) and lived basically all together in a modified house.

“Jackie Overton! This Jackie woman made up two people named Sam and Lindsey!”

I read this:

Naw, probably because it looks like, “I heard you blacks like this stuff”. You should probably just bring watermelon instead. Safer.

I’m proud of you son

Starring Tori Spelling as Jen and that guy from Dharma and Greg as Ben.