Oh man, I am cracking up over here reading “you’d rather see a Porsche 944" than a McLaren 675LT, but I supposed I see your point.

I will never own a car with televisions for the passengers. It doesn’t even make life easier. Now you have to have the “turning off the TV” fight when it’s time to get out of the car.

I generally don’t move over. I let them go around.

I WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED

You are looking the gift horse in the mouth, Ballaban.

Literacy, your next.

{every year that Alabama has been a state}

Hate to be that guy, but...

Found on ebay:

2015 USAF Ghostrider Gunship
One of a kind
Babied...never tracked or raced...never wintered.
New wings and recently replaced OEM flight crew buckets.
$50 million OBO.
No tire kickers, no mavericks.

My credit is not good around here.

This is true. Someone told us the Challenger was a hot car at the time. You’ll get all your money back no problem when you’re done, they said. We did not get all our money back.

We have people miss work when the pollen count is too high. They need to be a tiny bit more like this guy.

Go to a childrens hospital and offer kids rides in a three-wheeled-AutoBot/Batmobile.

The first time on the road after my motorcycle class my brain was screaming “This is too fast for an unsheltered human to be traveling!”

Saying he was sucker punched implies Smith didn’t throw any punches which I find hard to believe. Most likely he threw some but most of them landed 10 yards past Enemkpali or out of bounds.

Pretty sure it was soaked in kerosene.

The unnecessary death of a classic 911 isn’t really what bugs me.

is that how hot acetate and rayon burns?!