I really like the “Added Sugars” line, I wish they would do the same for sodium though.

They tested out “gallo,” but the respondents left them hanging.

yea, the idea that you need your skateboard to fit in your backpack is dumb.

...other stars usually have their giant ass planets (i.e. their Jupiter) orbiting them at a much closer distance. This is really common in other systems!

“Reminder: Rudyard Kipling Was a Racist Fuck and The Jungle Book Is Imperialist Garbage.”

Oh man, I am cracking up over here reading “you’d rather see a Porsche 944" than a McLaren 675LT, but I supposed I see your point.

Thank you! Came to make this comment. They are good for flower beds...and that’s it.

Casey Chan; If you bothered to even read the description of the youtube video you linked, it clearly says it’s an untreated beam and that you should NOT use railroad ties. You’re going to get someone hurt one of these days dude.

A railroad tie is typically not something you want to reclaim for residential use, especially for furniture. They are treated with creosote and you don’t want that shit touching your skin for any extended period of time. They ARE NOT ‘perfect’ for use as furniture.

That’s not how the NFA works.

Um, Really? A Lot of those are a FAR stretch to be comparable.

I will never own a car with televisions for the passengers. It doesn’t even make life easier. Now you have to have the “turning off the TV” fight when it’s time to get out of the car.

It would have helped if they’d been better actors. It’s a really fun idea though.

The only thing dumber than some of us is all of us, together.

I generally don’t move over. I let them go around.

I had just assumed Canadian hydrants dispensed maple syrup.

I WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED

You are looking the gift horse in the mouth, Ballaban.

Literacy, your next.

{every year that Alabama has been a state}

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