Dirt you can’t see doesn’t exist.

Oh how I loathe marketing people.

Millennials. They don’t know the difference...

This is going to sound callous, but how many complaints stem from people who have no business being on one of these in the first place? The same people you see on rental scooters and rental bikes that look very, very shaky on their ability to stay upright.

My dog approves. He would also like them to ban regular skateboards, in-line skates, electric scooters, and most dogs bigger than he is.

Damn.  That was some awesome video production!

Where do you order the bolts that drive themselves down? I need some of those for a (every) project I’m working on. I’m assuming you set the torq somehow of course.

Also, it is possible to install 4 good snow tires on an AWD car, and it makes it automaitcally superior than a FWD/RWD car with snow tires.

In Canada, northern Europe, half of the USA ?

She doesn’t associate with people who live in apartments. 

Except the user agreement with facebook doesn’t literally say that and this guy’s lease literally says to keep his car in good condition, which he signed.

Read the paperwork, bro. The policy was there before you got there and it will be there after you leave.

How many doors does it have?

Jalopnik gave us the answer to this question September last year:

Speaking of insurance commercials, we really need parodies of the eye-rolling Liberty Mutual ads. You know, the ones where people have no concept of depreciation, or think that torque ratios are a real thing, or have no idea how insurance actually works.

That’s the last time I feed my manifold Taco Bell...

Outdoorsy has a lot of camper vans for rent in the USA, as well as every other size. They’ve been around for years, and have things pretty well worked out. Great option if you need this in the United States.

I’ve been doing this backwards.