Here's a truly novel idea...Buy an old Polaroid pack film camera for $15-20, get some Fuji pack film, and save yourself a ton of money and look like even more of a hipster because you're actually using something old.

They are guilty of making the ugliest fucking thing ever worn on the human foot.

The thing is that as a human our self preservation instinct is stronger than our desire to do good or not do harm to others. Especially in that split second to decide. A human would always try to save themselves no matter how many others it places in jeopardy.

Never heard of a pinewood derby? Welcome to earth.

This solves the problem not being able to speak verbally to someone within 30 feet who also happens to have the same chat app installed when there is no available cell or WiFi network, which I'm sure is a situation that at least 5 or 6 of our planet's 7,000,000,000+ residents have found themselves in.

Why the EFF would you ride on a trail in the dark? Unless you're escaping zombies I see no valid reason to put yourself in danger like that.