In this case, it’s devolving...

Dad of the Year.

You win.

“Retired”

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

Love the Brigadoon reference. I wonder how many people on this website have actually seen that movie?

1.1G of acceleration?! So lemme get this straight... If a Tesla Model S started down a 1/4-mile track and I jumped off a 1/4-mile high building at the same time, the Tesla would finish its race before I went splat?

I had one of these in high school. It was my dad’s but he had trouble getting in and out of it because it’s so low. It’s a really fun car to drive and handles rather well. I’d call it quick, but not fast. More fun for smooth back roads than the highway. It’s very light, so the little 4 cylinder is fine. Two or three…

Would I buy a Subaru SUV? Nope.

*Couldn’t care less.

I thought it was a Coach Z reference.

Millions of dollars in cars and they can't afford to buy an HD GoPro for the POV shots? I thought I was back in 2005 when it cut to those shots.

Hahaha. Great comment. Short answer: because it's fun! Also, you can break park rules at night without getting caught. Normally my dog has to be on a leash... but not at night when I'm the only one there!

I agree with most of what has been stated here. I'll add a few things. First, it's actually quite easy to move an upright piano with one person and one dolly (if you have the right dolly). My dad is a piano technician/mover and I spent my whole childhood and teenage years helping him move pianos much larger than this…

It's actually quite easy to move an upright piano with one person and one dolly. Physics! (My dad is a piano technician/mover and I spent my whole childhood helping him move pianos.)

Crazy feature that Instagram has: the ability to UNFOLLOW people that annoy you! Amazing! So cutting edge! I suggest you stop whining and learn how to use that feature.

What happens when you crash into something pointy and/or sharp? Looks like you'd be in pretty bad shape if you went head-first into the corner of some granite/concrete/brick or a pointy cast-iron fence/gate. Just wear a freaking helmet. You don't look as stupid as you think you look.

Obviously none of these commenters has ever ridden a mountain bike on a trail in the dark. You need a very bright light with a good beam and a sturdy mount. Also, the people these lights (and the $400 bike lights) are geared towards are people that spend well over $1000 on their bikes.

If there are any major hardware issues with the new iPhone, Apple will replace it with one that doesn't have those issues. They always have. That's why they come with a warranty. Chill out, people.