I was kinda hoping a certain "public figure" from Florida would do for the Ridgeline what OJ did for the Bronco.

Thanks for the info. If only there had been a camera to capture the expression on my face when I got to the Absinthe.

Had to post this. I mean come on.. when is the next time I'm gonna get a legit chance to post a photo of my StarTAC Motorola flip phone?

I have consumed alcohol in my life. But never to where I didn't know what I was doing or saying. Might not've cared as much about the consequences of my honesty, but I still had the wherewithal to choose not to open my mouth/take action. The worst has been a couple drinks after a major life event just to relax enough…

I feel compelled to the post this... regardless of the vehicle's name:

I have never felt so dirty and conflicted than I do at this moment. And I work in the legal field.

Anything by Saoutchik?

I'm most thankful for this car (and the era it represents) for radical design and opulence that still inspires after all this time:

I've had the pleasure of seeing and photographing the Iceman Racing GT4 in person and it is absolutely stunning. It sounded amazing. Unforgettable.

Since I'm a functionally illiterate horsepower heathen, I think these people have given me all the justification and license (oo, see what I did there?!) to 'borrow' a line from one of Betty White's greatest film roles: Lake Placid.

I'll take mine in Verde Ithaca.

I'd take the Odyssey. Hands down. Properly done Oddies are sexy.

I love the 599 V12.

Hey, I could sit my little cottontail down on a blanket in Gaslight Park in Downtown Tampa near TPD HQ and catch some rays before hopping up and over to a client getting popped at a traffic stop! Sounds kinda nice. Oh wait, defendants' right to due process. -snaps fingers- damn. But hey, I always hated tan lines…

Always got that option to rip out that four cylinder and drop in somethin' bigger. ;)

Though I'm a sucker for a Trans Am, I feel the need to rep hard for my late 80s-early 90s Fox Body peeps.

First car I inherited (1982 500SEL), I never named. Though Achtung Scheisse would've been fitting — loved it though.

As long as my Aston Martin V8/Virage Vantage and TVR Speed 12 are included, I'm happy. But that car list is excellent. Great BMW and Ferrari selection (finally). My favourite of the new cars would have to be the CTS-V. All time Gran Turismo fave? Speed 12.

Dear Future Husband Somewhere Out There in the Vast Cosmos Who Also Loves Cars,

I know it's not the best quality as it is an amateur video, but listen to that TVR. Back when British cars were badass, rough and tumble muscle cars — le sigh.