new chairlift?? everyone who saw that one ipod commercial in 2008 is probably so excited rn

no but nobody would ever hold this view, is my point. it’s not good satire because there is no object of its mockery.

This article doesn’t make any sense? They bought the publication because the readership is overwhelmingly male, so they’ll probably pressure pitchfork to write less about women if anything

I’m not vegan. BrooklynVegan is a music blog.

Yet I guarantee you turned it into trash, out of spite, then bragged about it.

the fact that you don’t even think this concept bears *illustration* on the internet shows just how entitled you feel to the fruits of industrialized capitalism.

“Fuck you, dude, you’re not good enough to eat my trash!” Nothing pompous about that...