It sounds like this Gyan his lawyer finally realized they needed to break their silence. Otherwise, the media is Ghana keep tossing these allegations at them, even if it is much Addo about nothing.

"29 percent of them say yes, 43 percent say no, and the remaining 29 percent say they're unsure.

By Rice's measure, Janay failed for a good 5-10 minutes before coming to.

Ol' Ronny-boy is probably back on that Columbian booger-sugar.

I'd like to buy you a beer. Two, actually. One for you to enjoy for providing some legitimate humor this morning and a second for you to pour on Ken Olson's head for having the personality of a soggy hot-dog bun.

So why not make that league happen? Better yet, instead of putting the onus on the NFL to do it, why don't all of these poor college athletes that feel so slighted make it happen?

If the college athletes are being treated so poorly, why don't they just go play elsewhere? Surely they can get top notch training facilities, TV exposure, compete against top-tier competition, and give themselves a chance at an NFL/NBA/etc. career, all while getting paid in some other league, right?

Short, sweet, and oh so funny.

They do this in the NBA, too.

The Mavs were absolutely willing to pay Parsons that money if the Rockets didn't match. The trade kicker and the player option are only barriers if you intend on trading the guy, which I don't think the Mavs intend to do. Dirk took a discount to give the Mavs flexibility in free agency and overpay a guy if that's…

Agreed. I only come for the comments anymore. The "articles" suck. I'm only here as long as the witty comments are.

Something something tor Brazil a new asshole something something.

I assume once Rooney and his mates check-in, we'll see at least 1 arc going from Brazil to England.

Great...First article I read today and the comments will only get worse from here. Tremendous work.

I'm here to see the edits folks will be making to this gif.

I'm not sure if you were trying to be funny or trying to provide sound, logical reasoning along with a reasonable analogy. What I am sure of, though, is that you seem to be incapable of either.

Well played, sir. You got everyone in a tizzy. Was it not obvious to everyone else that YOUR comment was also tongue-in-cheek?

Such BS logic. There is no justification for blaming one team for not overcoming the burden of a blown call (or calls) from a ref. They are the ones that are supposed to make sure that the entirety of the game is played within the confines of the rules and when they screw up, the rules get skewed in favor of one…

I give up. I recognize that it is a joke, I just don't get it.

"Both."