He’s Jek Porkins. Developed an eating disorder following the events of Rogue One.

I just want to go about my business!

Bothan Commander: I’ve got a great feeling about this.

It’s always fucking Frank. He’s the Pryzbylewski of the Bothan spy network.

Idk dude some discrimination is ok in my book. Having the right to not serve St. Louis Cardinals fans, for one, is the sort of discrimination we should be pushing.

SIR! You look just like the piss droid!

“Watch This Idiot Lose Control of His X-Wing as He Peels Out of Starfighters and Stim Tea”

His saber wasn’t working anymore.

No no, he didn’t start the fire. It’s always been burnin’.

He will not get to mate come spring.

TNT was UNC’s Team Stream. It was purposely biased. The regular broadcast was on TBS, bro

I won $5 in my fantasy kickball league thanks to drafting LPShea, so I’m happy.

*This* is how you eat ramen:

What? Lots of cigar stores have wooden statues out front.

Can’t stop watching this for some reason.

How I imagine what that meetup looks like

Life is too short to get worked up about trivial things.

Industrial Automation: A bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the First Order came.