all i know is that kimchi makes me explosive, too

At story about Danny Tartabull followed by one about Keith Hernandez. Is this a TBS sponsored promotion for Seinfeld reruns??

Yeah, not the best wording by yours truly. Nurkic makes the series interesting, probably fights Draymond, and vastly increases the chance Portland gets a game or two. Without him, you’re trotting out Bieber and Vonleh. Those dudes are not good.

Poor kid, no father to prevent him from becoming a full-kit wanker.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Which Deadspin editor

Hang on a second there. He had an fWAR of 3.8 last year, which was 50th best hitter in the major leagues and 24th in the NL. He also stole 28 bases (with a 82% success rate) which doesn’t show up in his splits, but does in WAR. And while I view RBIs as a result of the batting order, getting 94 while hitting in the 2…

Mark Jackson: man of God, oiler of ankles, fucker of strippers

Oh? So you’re saying that a couple of weeks ago United did not allow three young girls to board their flight because they were wearing leggings? Or that United did not point to an arcane clause in its contract of carriage?

Shut the fuck up, you blithering, ignorant shitglutton.

One of the bestest catches I’ve ever seen:

That quote is an all timer.

Unbelievable. That guy must absolutely hate Russell Wilson.

“In the 2016 NBA Finals, this Bay Area team blew a 3-1 lead”

“I get it. They call me names every day in the paper. Fine. I get it,” Dolan says. “But you’re walking up to the place where I work? It’s like they’re laying in wait for you. It’s like stalking me outside my home.”

Reminds me of when they traded for Brandon McCarthy.

Does it account for player ability? My guess is that McCutchen’s chance of making that play is about -513.7%.

Derek Jeter is happy he retired before this existed

How are all these people missing the most obvious danger - distracted drivers. If you’re driving down the highway and a motorcycle appears out of nowhere - OVER YOUR HEAD, how is that not likely to cause an accident?!

“I don’t question that he’s a talented player, but I think he’s more the limiting factor for the Thunder than making them better.”