I was in the class below Kyrie at the same high school (two below Giri), and was in the first semester of my freshman year at Duke during the NBA lockout after he was drafted (eagerly anticipating any and all Dook-bag comments below).

Adam LaRoche would like to have a word with you.

The most iconic bat flip in MLB history led to the most iconic jack in the face in MLB history.

Something, something, domestic assault.

Deadspin commenters are so desperate for the sweet nectar of puns that they don’t even care if the pun works or not.

On purely aesthetic terms, it’s Kingsley. Obviously. I can’t help but laugh when I see him.

Preston Jacobs is pretty much the Alex Jones of A Song of Ice and Fire.

If you don't vote for doormat salesman, fuck you.

Doormat salesman!? I mean, you have to really know people to convince them to buy a doormat....

“You want a pizza me? I artichoke you for what you just said.”

No, I tried to edit a mistake and ended up double posting. I suck. But so does this commenting feature sometimes.

Are you aware (I had to have podcasts tell me this, because I don’t follow any athletes on Twitter) that this season pretty much whenever the Warriors were playing a high profile game on TV and the Cavs weren’t playing, LeBron would tweet something about what he was watching on TV, which would conspicuously not be the…

because the nut shot didn’t make contact—literally no response from James until Windhorst jealously pointed out someone had tried to take his favorite ballwashing position. James then whined to the league LIKE A BITCH.

It’s not that weird when you consider that he’s a bitch.

I’m glad we have our own guy losing in the finals. Go Padres!

I’ve lost two jobs solely based on the reporting of my case.

They’re nothing when they can’t make the sport ball go thru the basketball ring!

Maybe instead of questioning my methodology you should look it up, smart guy.

The pitch was high and outside, as was he.