If only we had more awareness about guns in America

Those Boston Dynamics guys are getting really good.

“It looks like two guys in an alligator suit.”

Must be pretty cold sriracha and artisanal worcerstershire.

Via @bomani_Jones

Don’t apologize for using your brain, just stop doing it.

I’ll speak for myself, but a team executive and a different team’s PBP guy arguing over something silly makes for a good, unique beef.

This is just a guess, but since the series is being played in Pittsburgh, I’m guessing there was a TV showing the Root Sports broadcast in the visiting GM booth.

C’mon, this is dumb. It’s like saying Let’s see how many titles Michael Jordan would have won if, instead of developing the best turnaround jumper in NBA history, he, uh, hadn’t. Bryce Harper’s only good because he’s better than anybody else at the most valuable thing in baseball. Take that away and he’s just some guy…

What’s left? Maybe his electric handles, his sharp passing and his ability to finish around the rim? Like, 3 things every single NBA player would kill to have?

Nah, that’s baloney. Steph Curry is, even in the harshest not-stupid reckoning, one of two or three best players in the NBA. His shot has not faded. He’s just getting his ass kicked by the Thunder, is all.

This being Deadspin and all, how much more does it weigh than a 1999 Toyota Corolla with most of the paint still on it?

RG3 threw the ball away -over a 16-foot fence and into the backyard of a condo

That point of view makes my blood boil. Consider the following:

Among retired Boston sports stars, Bird is the anti-Schilling. Long derided by many local media as some sort of hoop-shootin’ submoron (“the Hick from French Lick” — in large part due to his dialect I expect), Bird has regularly shown himself to be pretty sharp since his retirement. Schilling, meanwhile, always…

The thought of Bartolo Colon: Deadbeat Dad makes me sad, but the thought of Bartolo Colon: Attorney at Law makes me happy.

I fully expect Nick Saban to come down hard on these two men and dock them a full game’s pay.

It would be, that’s why it was describing baked beans.

Counterpoint: Dwight Howard is a 31 year old manbaby with a fakakta back who just admitted that he mentally checks out of games when he gets frustrated by his better teammate wanting the ball, and that he still needs to grow as a player 12 years after he was drafted first overall.

Peaches are coming into season in the Southeast, but you probably can't get perfect ones everywhere yet. The good news is, you want slightly underripe peaches for cobbler, since they're easier to peel and slightly more tart (this is good since they'll soften and sweeten during cooking; fully ripe peaches will…