IF YOU ARE FAT AND YOU CAN’T JUMP THEN A JUMP BALL IS JUST A BALL.

Persecution complex, much? How is the average reporter/journalist less popular than the average politician? I, for one, like and respect the people who bring me the news.

Cool story bro

Not moot because a 24 year old is, in almost every instance, stronger and more capable to damaging a brain than another 12 year old.

The shift has been around since before the AL “ruined the integrity of the game.” In fact, the shift has been around since you were born. And that was most likely in the 1800s, considering the points you are trying to make.

November is a winter month?

That Chris Archer example was actually very fast, as evidenced by the video of him throwing 2 pitches in less than 20 seconds.

Not that this cancels out the Pachulia thing at all, but can we talk about how Dwayne Dedmon clearly and intentionally tried to end Curry’s career the other night? And maybe about how LaMarcus Aldridge’s attempt to fuck Kevin Durant up looked much more intentional and reckless than Zaza’s ever did?

I wish there was a negative star button. Instead, you get a -1.

I would think he has the lowest chance to bust, since elite court vision and passing translate very well to the next level. Even if he can’t score, his floor is Ricky Rubio.

Never thought I’d hear Bruce Bowen actually call a white man black.

Opponents’ batting average against him is way up from .158 last season to .240 this season, but that number is skewed given his .500 BA on his slider, with which he’s allowed one hit in only two at-bats. His fastball is at .192, which isn’t really cause for concern.

These will eventually be the guys that Father John Misty prophesized about in Total Entertainment Forever.

That’s not how sentences work. Or English, for that matter.

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Oh, Dr. Emilio Lizardo is clearly familiar with the name bracket considering the similarity of his name and former contestant Dr. Loki Skylizard.

If that was humor, then yes I am new to it. Please provide more examples of this “humor,” you speak of.

Making jokes on an article like this is fine! But making jokes where you blame the victim is not. Not for any reason.

The trail looks like it leads off to the right, and that’s exactly where the bear was headed to cut off the lead biker. The trailing biker saved his buddy’s life by screaming at him to stop.

More games than they lost this season, yes.