He’s Michael Jordan, but with Anthony Galea on speed dial.

Never heard of a heat check? Never watched the kind of heat checks, Kobe Bryant?

What about jumping into crumpled cash? Fill up a pool with crumpled hundreds and I’ll be sure to hit it at the perfect weight-disbursing angle.

“An historic” is wrong according to AP style guide and people with common sense. You’d think you’d know that, considering you have enough sense to know that Westbrook is MVP!

Dane Cook pretty much lost his career because he was caught stealing from Louis CK.

Fun Fact: We all read that Deadspin article too.

Which is why it is idiotic to pass it off as a “fun fact” on the website that broke that story in the first place.

The Rustlers is such a fantastic name. Next step would be to acquire Jimmy Nelson, Jimmy Rollins, and any other Jimmy they can rustle up.

On a blood-related note, Dan Devine is brother of Kevin Devine, who is an accomplished musician and wrote this badass song about Dan:

It was also his first full season ever, and his pre/post All Star splits (.873/.697 OPS) suggest he just got tired. He was almost 30/30 (28/28), and as you mentioned, he is only 25. He was an All Star, and not even the type that is a team’s lone representative - he was a legitimate All Star. You said Myers being good…

Like, last year and this year? He was pretty good his rookie year before he kept getting injured. Now he’s really, really good. But I guess I wouldn’t expect anyone to pay attention to Padres baseball.

“[They] are considered a representation of the company...”

Look at this guy, acting like it’s not completely ridiculous that an airline would ban an employee’s family member for wearing leggings.

Yeah but what about jeggings?

This has got to be one of the lamest comments I’ve ever read on any medium ever.

How you went from “Puig might be good again” to “Deadspin sucks because they said Puig will be MVP” is beyond comprehension.

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Syria = Ciara

Funny thing is, the very first answer in the episode was, I shit you not, Warriors related. Unless you already knew that and it was the inspiration for your joke.