Not at all, but Ken M plays specific kind of dumb, which chid is very obviously imitating, whether he realizes it or not. It’s not that he was the first or even the millionth troll, it’s that he has a very unique shtick. I guess it’s bad timing for my comment that Gawker just wrote about him, since…

Since when do footballs smile?

Can we talk about how unbelievable Keenan Allen has been this season? 14 catches and 157 yards through about 35 minutes a couple of weeks ago, and 67 catches on the season. Had he stayed healthy and not missed 4 quarters in the last two games, he would have been on pace to obliterate the receptions record.

Ripping off Ken M, are we?

And you realize that record was with a Padres team whose annual payroll averaged less than $70MM? And that his record was 32-33 this year, and his replacement only went 42-54?

Not sure if you knew this, but one team can have more than one star. Jeff Kent won the MVP two years prior to getting choked, and he was 6th in MVP voting the year of said choking.

When did I say it was preposterous for you to have met one? I was just pointing out that you used literally the first google image result for “ginger jew,” as if putting up the picture of one proves that it is not “uncommon.”

One to two percent of the human population has red hair. That in itself is uncommon.

I don't think you understand the word "uncommon." But cool that you googled it and found one!

This is very good.

What about Cy Young’s 749 complete games? Greg Maddux pitched 23 years and only started 740 games.

“+1 Almost nobody will get this because Nguyen isn't the most common Vietnamese name and almost no one has pronounced it correctly ever."

So jogging is sashaying? So NFL refs sashay too?

You can always tell when a professional athlete does their own social media-ing. Good on you, and all your typos, Sammy.

You ain't know what you're talking about.

Add Javaris Crittenton to that list as well.

We got a racist here, folks!

I audibly groaned when you turned your funny story not funny. NO STARS!

I don't know, man. It looked like Chris Johnson was trying to get up the whole time.

Actually, I only said you cited the screen issue as a main reason. And when you only list two, it would seem that both would be main pillars to your argument.