Rachel Dolezal doesn't deserve to have a black woman play her.

Did he ever bet on the Reds to lose? Betting on yourself to win and betting on yourself to lose are two completely different offenses.

Not a newbie, but I burn through burners like a...well, like they’re intended. I know you aren’t a newbie either, which makes me wonder, long and hard, about why the hell you would have a problem with a Deadspin commenter making an offensive or tasteless joke.

Hello, Joseph Finn. Welcome to Deadspin.

What you expect anything less from a club that proudly displays a KKK hood in their logo?

To be fair, you could have guessed Bartolo Colon every time knowing you would eventually get it right.

Thanks for throwing us a softball. This is the first one I got right.

10 shares of Apple doth not make a humble want.

Allow me to clear up some of the [unintelligibles]:

It takes little to no effort to just tuck your dad-gum shirt in

So he would have traded Blake for like, a bag of peanuts and Bargnani's expiring contract, right?

Crazy that a sports/Dragonball gif would remind you of a sports/Dragonball gif.

This seems like a very creative and original joke, Cougartown.

This baby gets uglier by the month.

LeBron has been to 7 straight Finals!?!?!? You learn something new every day.

To clarify my stance, so I don’t seem like some men’s rights activist: Yes, she should still be allowed to play as she has already served her punishment; no, what she did is not worse than what Ray Rice did; yes, she is still a piece of shit who doesn’t deserve our sympathy.

Let's just gloss over the fact that she beat the shit out of a minor.

You'd be surprised with the type of girl you can find on christianmingle.com. Lots, and I mean LOTS of anal sex to be had.

There’s no point in overdeveloping Siberia because people tend to cluster in the nice areas, like San Diego.

Isn’t it likely that it really was an intern or some low level employee? I imagine some schmoe got his hands on the password list and just went home and tried each one until one worked. There’s no way any of those idiot execs knew what Anonbin is.