Fuck this butt collector.

That woman deserved to get murdered for getting pregnant in the first place!

"We put this city on our back, doe."

Agreed. This is a much better way to earn the nickname Goose, assuming you don't die like the original Goose. Eating actual goose shit has to be bottom 3.

I was out golfing with some friends one time when I was about 12 or 13, and I stuffed some grass in my mouth and everyone laughed. So I did it again, and again, everyone laughed. One of my buddy's handed me some more grass and said "Do it again!" It did. It was goose shit. Apparently, goose-digested grass looks very…

I cringed when the announcer in the first video used "Jeter-esque."

Nope, not suggesting it. I was attempting to turn the DH rule into a "slippery slope" argument. I see the argument that a pitcher shouldn't bat, but why institute a DH in the first place? Why didn't the powers that be just decide to drop the pitcher spot from the lineup, instead of allowing every AL team to employ a…

I'm not even talking about a pitcher batting. All I'm saying is if you're going to bat, you should have to play the field too. Hell, if the AL can change the rules of baseball to add a DH, why not just change the lineup to 8 hitters?

This is pretty obviously it. Dude has a problem with people hitting balls back at him, which is more or less out of a batter's control.

Reason #1 why the DH rule is terrible: Every fat fuck should be forced to play the field.

I think it's pretty obvious that the Trout thing and the Eaton thing were because they hit the ball back at him. Which is....weird, to say the least. He can purposely throw 100 mph at someone's head with decent control, yet if a batter hits one up the middle — which, lets face it, is not exactly easy to do on purpose,…

Look at all these idiots almost being electrocuted!

Is this supposed to be some kind of burn?

This article might be useful to Floyd, if he could actually, you know, read.

"there is no requirement for a good ringtone..."

Wait, who are you calling a troll? Me or the Idiots? You realize that you and I are making the same point, right? Ronaldo is a very good and willing passer.

The cookies are world class. The subs are only good if you spend the extra buck to add bacon.

^ Idiot

"The real story here is that Ronaldo passed!"

He made some good points and some bad jokes.