I also just noticed that the tag "hi haters" has never been used by any other Deadspin writer, ever. There's probably a reason for that.

The word "hater" should be added to the Deadspin style guide as a word that should be used nowhere, ever.

Super cazj (or however you shorten casual).

*molder or men

Two different ties, two different games. It seems like every game Duke has played this tourney has been on an elevated court. Also, every game, an announcer has mentioned how poorly the teams have been shooting. Coincidence?

Have you never sat down in a suit?

1) Of course he's a Heat fan.

I feel like the most impressive part is that Blake Griffin actually got a block.

Is Harry Kane Kurt Warner, or is Mark Fidrytch [sic] Kurt Warner?

Bitch look like a frog.

"That shit is fucking trash, Dog. Get the fuck off the airwaves!"

If he hadn't done this, Austin Rivers would be one of the most forgettable Blue Devils ever.

My question would have been is she pre- or post-op. But that would have been mildly offensive, so that was not my question.

And then you change your avatar to a UK logo. "This will prove that I'm not a dickhead!"

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If it was a legit question, you wouldn't have started it off with "Yeah," like some twelve year old who knows she is but what are you.

And this is the reason everyone hates Duke fans. For the record, I'm a Duke fan.

Ah, my bad. I should have watched the video with sound on. What I meant was: "Does that ref even basketball?"

Do you even basketball? How is that an offensive foul? And don't tell me he's pushing off with his left arm, because he's not.

Laughing at anyone from Florida, or any Gators fan, opining about someone's lack of class.