All I'm saying is if that is "over the cylinder," then this is over the cylinder as well. And like I said, if it would have hit rim, then it may have had a chance to go in. The writer of the article indirectly admits that and undermines his argument by saying "It's a brick!" And if the argument is "well it looks…

If it is goaltending to touch a ball that is bouncing off the rim, clearly not going in, yet is still "over the cylinder," (like when offensive goaltending is called when a ball is rolling off the front of the rim and an offensive player tips it in) then why isn't this goaltending? As long as there was a chance that…

I kind of agree with this. But really, the goaltending rule should be amended from "as long as it has a possibility of entering the basket" to "as long as it has the possibility of hitting the rim or backboard, or entering the basket."

This is a whole lot of jerking off, just to say that you use a fucking Coin Star to cash out your change.

But how does he "cheat" his players? That's an honest question. I don't know if I've just turned a blind eye to it, or if you're using the word a little too loosely.

I like how a man who has actually cheated and left a school for dead, and then cheated again and left another school for dead, is somehow a saint in your mind compared to a man who might be just a little too self-aggrandizing for your taste.

Well, seeing as he calls himself a monster...

Are we really copying an pasting definitions, now? Am I going crazy? Are you that — hmm...how should I say it — fucking stupid that you had to look up "monster?" Did it take you that long to get through the first definition that you didn't realize there is more than one? Fine.

Jerry, is that you?

I like Purity Ring as much as the next guy, but can we all agree that their lyrics are terrible?

So this guy deserves the 5-7MM he's going to receive this year? This shithead who beat the shit out of a woman and threw her onto his artillery deserves to be in the league?

Reports also in the last 24 hours say that the Bucs pulled out and left the Cowboys as the only team left with interest.

Sooo...the Cowboys are literally the only team still interested in Hardy, and they still offer up a deal worth up to $13MM?

Pierce fumble getting his driver's license out of his wallet

Gritty. Hard-nosed. Great basketball IQ. Scrappy. Crafty. Sneaky-good athlete.

Big Ryan Kelly fan, here. Just happy to have someone to root for in his wake.

I think he means more that he has young children who are still growing. Also, if he doesn't want to up and move to LA, he doesn't want to up and move anywhere. It sounds like he will retire if the Chargers ditch SD. Good for him. I wish I could retire from being a Chargers fan, if in fact they do move.

"we try really hard not to over-promise in headlines, and for the most part don't. Sure we try to make them memorable and interesting to get people to click on them and read the content within—and use swear words, humor, irony etc.—but the general philosophy is that while lying headlines result in a short-term traffic…

Thank you! I was looking for something like that, but got waaaay to distracted by actual work things. Stupid work, not allowing me to make better Deadspin comments.

In all fairness, doesn't everyone just call Kobe Kobe? Calling him Kobe Bryant almost sounds weird to me now.