In WABC-7's defense, they say that all abusers look alike.

Oh, Gregg, I didn't realize interceptions counted in the "greatest catch" category. If so, may I submit to the jury Antonio Cromartie's one-handed interception of Peyton Manning in 2009.

You guys need some new editors. My editorial advice? Delete this post and pretend it never happened.

Wait, does he actually take the crust off, like, before he eats it? Or does he just eat the good part and leave the crust? If he actually removes the crust, he is a weirdo. If he eats the pizza and leaves the crust, you're the fucking weirdo for wording it this way. Seriously, who says "takes the crusts off his…

And also proof that this is just Ronaldo being Ronaldo. Looks like everyone took it in jest, except for Bill Haisley.

Because the Warriors would jump at that opportunity.

you do realize that these estimates are perfectly accurate, right? 5'10" is generous, and 165ish is the mean weight for an American male.

"Marshawn wasn't going to get paid $100k for talking..."

I can't delete it since I'm using a burner. At least, I think that's how it works. I flagged it though, so hopefully someone will see this and delete it.

No, you're blatantly lying. You wrote both of those comments on this article, but two different people wrote those comments on the ESPN article. If you're even telling a half truth, then hi Todd Parks or Ted Swedalla.

Nice copy and paste from that ESPN article.

This is what happens when your athletes have no class!

Dwight Howard fucks minors.

Do interceptions count?

"He also wants everyone to know that he is 'never scared'"

"A man told Gainesville Police Department officers he had just withdrawn money from a walk-up ATM when he was almost the victim of a Florida Man trying to get a little ATM."

It's like you're speaking as if Skip to My Lou never played in the NBA...

Which staff member has the smallest penis/which staff member do you think has the smallest penis?

womp womp.

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