I have always said that Obama’s biggest failing was that he had too high an opinion of the American people.

This. I thought “They’ll be vaporized. Why is this supposed to be a hard question?”)

They could just shut him down.

I thought General Kelly was supposed to do that (even though too well I know he’s been busy issuing orders to the ICE brownshirts to deport pastors who’ve been convicted of no crimes, and German students coming to Colorado for exchange programs, and then look the other way).

“Wall Street analysts are now trying to figure out what will happen to the markets in the event of an all-out nuclear war.”

I woke up to the AP alert about his “locked and loaded” comment and immediately wanted to crawl back into bed. Someone, anyone, for the love of God, TAKE HIS FUCKING PHONE AWAY!! I would really like to not be lead into a nuclear war because of fucking twitter. Jesus H Christ. These emotional and petulant man babies…

Former President Obama will return to national politics this fall because, let’s be honest, Democrats still haven’t gotten their sht together. [The Hill]

Kimmy Schmidt should just submit this YouTube clip and then say (Mona-Lisa Saperstein voice) “awards please!”

That’s a tough category (except for Modern Family, which really needs to go away in favor of better shows). Black-ish is so fun and insightful, and although yes, it’s won for acting before, IMO it deserves far more accolades than it’s been accorded, and I hope the insights of the past season will put it over the top.

You make a very good point. However. I would totally bone Bryan Cranston on a train. I would bone him on a plane. I would bone him here or there, I would bone him anywhere.

I really hate it when people have sex in public places with other people present, LIKE TRAINS. You are not as sneaky as you think you are and I did not volunteer for a role in your exhibitionist fantasies.

I am the one who knocks.... boots.

Wait, why would “Hispanics” use “African drums” during mass? How is that their cultural tradition? How could a person write that sentence.

I see that all the countries produce Hispanic persons who share Everything, but who told them they could use the African drums in their worship?

If that was about ewoks it would be incredibly cute! “they often stand extremely close to each other when speaking, frequently touching each other.” Ooh, cute little ewoks! What the fuck is up with that “evil eye” shit?

omg

Direct eye contact is unacceptable even between friends. Touch is acceptable between friends and family. There is no touching between strangers.

“They are significantly smaller than the Hiroshima “Little Boy”.”

First, Isis is a lovely name. Your whole name is lovely, actually - it flows off the tongue. And I’m trying to figure out how you can mispronounce “Isis” - that is fucking nuts.

“I’m gonna go out on a limb, and suggest that perhaps it’s because Walmart—the largest gun retailer in the United States—has for years helped normalize the sale and use of firearms, stocked comfortably alongside ordinary household items like toilet paper and socks.”