This bothers me most of all and I don’t even know why.

C’mon, former Jezebel Editor, Erin Gloria Ryan! You knew what you were doing.

As someone who wasn’t aware the controversy, I don’t understand what people’s objection was to her rendition. I watched the youtube of the performance. It was fine—arguably better than fine. Is the objection that she did a personal interpretation? People have to be used to that by now, right? Especially at the NBA All…

I need four of you to buy that damn boot in a size 12 so I don’t continue to spend money I shouldn’t.

Hurry please.

I need four of you to buy that damn boot in a size 12 so I don’t continue to spend money I shouldn’t.

Hurry please.

Apparently Ben was served divorce papers on the set while filming “Justice League”.

“Tiffany is Ann.” You win everything. Congrats!

...an under-18 nightclub

Arrested Development is a near perfect analogy for at least part of President* Trump’s family.

My guess is that Tommy Wisseau wrote his answers and fed him information. That entire press conference felt like a scene out of The Room

Sounds like it was a press conference about Hillary Clinton. I LOVED it when that reporter from NBC fact checked him on his claims that he had the largest EC margin since Reagan. Trump’s only response was “Well, someone gave me that information!”

Yes, he does. And they all live in the inner city and are afraid to leave their houses or walk the streets because of black-on-black crime.

Just like how we all live in The Inner City (TM).

I hear there are “secret black meetings” monthly in most major cities.

I get that, but it still doesn’t make me feel any better. Republicans are a part of this country. And 100% of them are either ignorant or malevolent. (Or both.) No intelligent and good person is a Republican, Obi Wan quote be damned.

You ask this with a surprised tone. The answer is yes. He really does think all black people know each other. Also, they all look alike to him, too.

84% of Republicans are still supporting him, while 8% of everyone else is.

40% of Americans think he’s doing a great job.

Does... he think all black people know one another?

Who’s getting worked up? There’s no one getting worked up. The media’s getting everyone worked up. Sad.

It’s unbelievably easy to recommit to something when you have already broken that commitment, found out the other side wasn’t worth it, and got away with the deed cleanly. That’s actually not re-committing, that’s shopping.