Yoko + my obsession with Yoko tweets + my current Jez name = that picture. It was meant to be.

This confirms my suspicion that cats are of Satan. Thank you.

You know that I love you to distraction, but knowing it was Florida doesn’t make you a genius.

fixed that for you

Black and from France, the one-two punch that will make the white girls on Jezebel die from envy.

I’ve been loving your posts on Ibeyi and Bombero Estereo. I was lucky enough to see Ibeyi play a show this year. Totally amazing.

just wait until he taps all of your phones and then imprisons your boyfriend because he is mad at you

whenever fitz is on screen

That’s not wine behavior. That’s ambien nonsense.

Thank you for your life-saving service. Now here’s the equivalent of $59.

Since she was probably coming to the United States specifically for that purpose, a bet this questions matters a lot to the mother.

Well, since it was a China Air flight over international waters... There is some dispute, according to the link, that they may not have been within 12 miles of Alaska required by law for the child to be recognized as a US Citizen.

Well, since the doctor had to converse with the woman in Mandarin, I’d say the chances are pretty good that the mother isn’t an American citizen. As for the father, there is no mention of him even being on the flight. Furthermore, the flight was a China Air flight from Taiwan to LAX.

volunteered to help the unidentified woman after flight attendants asked if there was a doctor on board.

#WellActually, it’s “birra” which just means beer or brew.

Yeah. I’m pretty uncomfortable agreeing with Tom Brady. Not sure that it isn’t a trap.

He’s not wrong, but Tom Brady is still a tool.